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Culture Report: Witte Museum…

This morning I was reading through the Express-News and saw a story on the Lens on South Texas photograph exhibit at the Witte Museum and decided we hadn’t had enough culture in our lives recently. Hey, I got the full U-Verse package at my house, but still, sometimes you have to go someplace besides your living room for a little entertainment.

If you haven’t been down to the Witte or haven’t been in a while, it really is a nice place to check out. It is located north of downtown on Broadway just south of Alamo Heights. We paid $7.00 each plus another $2.00 to go look at the stupid dinosaurs.
Let me save you some time. If you are not bringing a kid under the age of say, 7 or 8, skip the dinosaurs; they are those weird animatronic deals like you see at Disney or Chuck E. Cheese, but in the shape of, well, dinosaurs, and they don’t sing songs or dance, they just make dinosaur sounds. If you want to donate the money for a good cause, great, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Anyway, on to what I wanted to see, and that was the pictures. I guess over the years, the museum has saved quite a collection of old photos taken in and around San Antonio and south west Texas, and here, they have put the images on display with captions. I know, sounds a lot like going through an old family album of strangers, but there is something revealing about seeing people pose at a time when photographs were not the everyday thing they have become in the age of digital cameras and cell phone shots. Back then, it was quite a treat to have some guy make your picture.

The display wouldn’t be complete without a few photos of notable citizens of the time. One picture shows the famous Indian Geronimo posing in cowboy boots and a straw hat while being held as a prisoner of war at Ft Sam Houston. Another has Teddy Roosevelt posing shortly before his charge up San Juan Hill. And there are several local names you might recognize as well. Madam Candelerio apparently did some nursing of Jim Bowie at the Alamo. I assume it was medical related. Notice her portly dog and you can see that San Antonio got an early start on the Fattest City in America.
It isn’t that I am some photography buff or even a student of history, but as my wife and I watched a slide show of the pictures on display set to some good ol’ Texas music, we smiled and giggled at how darn goofy some of the people looked, trying to get all gussied up for the big picture moment. Oh, and lots of folks in the 1800’s were cross-eyed.
There was one picture of a little Mexican girl described as being in a sort of border refugee camp who looked like the spitting image of our niece, Erica. It was amazing. And I think it is those sorts of coincidences or the humor that you can appreciate from the old pictures that makes the trip worth it.
But if not, the Witte offers much more. We wandered outside along the beautiful patio to look up a plaque that proudly displays the names of fallen San Antonio veterans of World War I where my wifes uncle is listed.They have some log cabins with interactive displays to teach youngsters how to build one as well as displays along the edge of the San Antonio River to explain how a river works, I guess.
Kids and adults will love the HEB Science Treehouse. We went inside and messed around with the KENS-TV Weather center where you can make your own weather forecast and learn how Bill Taylor does his headless weatherman trick on Halloween. All good stuff.The treehouse itself is pretty cool and I can imagine this place alone would keep kids occupied for hours. I especially liked this gate near the side of the patio donated by Frost Bank. It has lots of cool art work including a spider web. Probably looks even better from the front.

Anyway, if you feel the urge to get away from the house for a little while, I’d say this is a nice little trip that can take as little as an hour or as long as you’d like to make it last. We definitely didn’t see everything in the museum, but we had a great time.

Note: I’m not sure about the legality of using the few pictures I have posted here. The sign in the Witte said it was cool to take pictures as long as you didn’t use a flash, so technically, the pictures posted here are mine, but the pictures taken of pictures are property of the Witte Museum Collection and should be noted as such.

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Weather Report: Time for a few more Gigs!!


I know this is pretty silly, but my wife and I got a giggle out of the fact that during Bill Taylor’s weather report on KENS-5 TV, the computer on the screen suddenly needed more memory.

I’m sure they could send Joe Reinagle over to Best Buy or someplace to pick up a few Gigs of ram.

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Reader Report: Mission Trace Update

Though I’m not overwhelmed by bags from the US Postal service full of cards and letters from adoring fans like some kind of Willard Scott with a wish for GrandPa’s 100th birthday, I do enjoy reading the hand full of e-mails I receive from people who happen upon my little space on The Web. One such writer, our Mission Trace correspondent, Sid Seidenberger, continues to read the blog, even after meeting my wife and I in person – is he a glutton for punishment or what? Possibly motivated by our weekend adventure in tiling, Sid reports that he did some yard work of his own.

He told me that he attempted to plant three impatiens he “…bought at Wal-Mart in containers inscribed “Gardening for Dummies”… I’m not kidding!“, but it seems his efforts were foiled when he uncovered a gigantic nest of red wasps in the process.

Sid says, “They had covertly built a nest in the plant in a red terra cotta pot which I needed to use for one of my “Dummy Gardener” vibrant red impatiens.” Red seems to be a recurrent chromatic theme out at Mission Trace.


He continues, “As I removed the existing plant, I instinctively recoiled when I saw
this alarming swarm about my adrenalin-rushed red face. Instantly, I thought I had some killer bees after me and was facing certain death. I yelled some deadly profanities and ran as fast as I could from these abominable stealth bombers! I had unknowingly disturbed them, and they were fighting mad!
Miraculously for Sid, not one of those little buggers bit him, and I suspect they will regret not getting in a few licks while they could. Because next stop is, where else but HEB, “to buy some product to kill ’em dead. I’ll play “exterminator,” armed with my aerosol spray and pray the buzzing bastards don’t bite me as I try to decimate them.”

We can all agree that aside from a perhaps a kick to the gems, nothing hurts more than wasp/yellow jacket stings, especially ones on the face. Sid tells me he was lucky in the first encounter, so he’ll be extra careful that he doesn’t wind up getting stung and becoming a swollen and numbed “dummy gardener.

Believe me,” he reports, “you won’t be getting any close -up pictures of this no-good, nasty nest of dreaded red wasps from this Mission Trace correspondent!”

C’mon Sid, you know pictures work best!


All I wanted to do is add a little color here and there, and see what happened to my efforts? I love Mother Nature, but not when she sends evil forces to invade my garden. I just knew she’d make me pay for all that rain she nuturingly bestowed upon us recently here in San Antonio.

Yea, tell me about it. Did you see my beloved pop-up awning that Mother Nature did a number on?

Sid continues, “Everything is lush and green now, so I guess I shouldn’t complain about benevolent Mother Nature’s cruel, biting, … and stinging evil twin. One just has to take the good with the bad.

Sid had told me about issues with the roof on his town home. In spite of the much needed injection of greenery he says, “…that still doesn’t make me feel any better about my roof leaking after the latest rainstorm we had! Bad Mother Nature! Bad girl! She boosts the spirits of landscapers with a verdant paradise, she replenishes and elevates our Edwards Aquifer levels and gives local meteorologists Bill Taylor (KENS-5), Jennifer Broome (WOAI-TV), and Steve Browne (KSAT-12). something to track and yak about … and raises my high blood pressure!


I know what you mean, Sid.

Sid finishes his report with these kind words; “By the way, your patio tile work looks great. I don’t have the patience to do that type of thing, plus I’d probably need back surgery after its completion, or I’d uncover a nest of venomous snakes or something in the process. I would definitely have to read “Tiling for Dummies” if there is such a thing! To be quite honest, I’d be dialing for tiling experts…”

Yes sir, hard work indeed. And Mother Nature (or those aforementioned TV weather folk) lured us into quite a pickle, but it was all good for a laugh.

I truly admire both you and Eva for your “weekend warrior” home improvements effort. You are a true HGTV couple!

“Tile” next time…

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